The Mole

“Oh sure, Amy’s half mermaid. She told me in high school and I remember it really explained a lot because she always ate tonnes of fish and she lived under the sea.”
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The Philomena star discovered the joy of collecting beards in 2005 when she found that Rudolph Valentino’s beard was for sale on Ebay. […]

“Kids would pick on him, you know how kids are, they’d be all like – ‘hey, nice antlers, antler-boy,’ ‘done any rutting today?’ – that sort of thing. […]

“Stoney? Yeah, one of the toughest fighters I ever worked with,” said Bruce ‘Rumpus’ Rogers, an Australian gun for hire. […]

“You probably wouldn’t notice it now because he’s got that beard, but back when he was doing ER, it was written into his contract that he would never be filmed looking upwards.” […]

The Scorpion King star first became aware of hot cross buns after visiting London to attend an international conference on being awesome that happened to fall over the Easter period. […]

Tom can often be found walking amongst the rows of toilets stopping occasionally to flush one and smile to himself. […]

“It’s crazy, there’s about 300 monkeys out there on his property in Jersey. They all wear uniforms and are all trained to fight. About 50 of the most intelligent even carry weapons.” […]

According to the Hollywood grapevine, Zac Efron communicated with an advanced species from a planet known as T-011f533 who chose to make contact after watching Bad Neighbours 2 and concluding that we are now an advanced enough species to warrant interstellar communication. […]

“There’s usually a fire going and she just sleeps down there in the dirt. There’s a hole outside for…you know.” […]

Paddington Bear is the hottest movie bear since that one that beat up Leonardo Dicaprio in The Revenant, with his latest film riding high in the charts and a highly publicised romance with co-star Hugh Bonnville, the Peruvian superstar seems to have it all, but rumours reach me that all may not be well. […]

Whilst Hugh’s recent evolution to a state of trans-dimensional existence is exciting news for the human race, there are fears that it could spell the end to any more X-men films. […]

As Emma is one of the leading style icons in the world, it is expected that she has started a new trend and invisibility could well be one of the hottest looks this holiday season. […]

He then continued on his walk, showing that even if you’ve been scientifically proven to be the toughest man on the planet, you can still enjoy a nice Sunday stroll […]

“If you’d have asked me before, I’d have said that a tentacle growing out of someone’s head wouldn’t really be very attractive, but with that Justin Timberlake, I don’t know – he really carried it off.” […]