Over the years, Lord Sauron has faced criticism over the alleged poor treatment of the orcs, using their unquestioning loyalty to force them fight beautiful people for very little reward. […]
“There is a set-piece in an overflowing toilet that is going to blow people’s minds.” […]
‘The Avengers: Doing Avengering’ will instead finish with fifteen minutes of all the film’s characters sitting done quietly and thinking about what they’ve done. […]
“I’d never seen anything like it. This guy. This yellow guy. He’s eating the fruit. The ghosts want to stop him eating the fruit. It had everything – drama, tragedy, conflict, fruit.” […]
Woah, imagine if this film was about the adventures of that ladybird who got trapped in Barry Onions’ ear and got a load of Frantic Headbanger poured on it. […]
First Knight – Sweeping romance from the time when noble British knights had magnificently blow-dried hair […]
“Over the next week we spent in there, I tell you, we could not have made it any funnier if we tried. It’s like the Keystone Cops making a Carry On movie at Benny Hill speed.” […]
“I mean, you want to really lay bare modern America, you need really get under the skin of a city’s Dungeons and Dragons scene.” […]
“The important thing is that all the promotional material and box art will have the words ‘Battle Royale’ printed on it.” […]
“We needed a really strong sequel title, so initially we thought The Revenge of Mary Poppins, but that sounded a bit scary so we went for The Bloody Revenge of Mary Poppins, but that was even worse.” […]
“If you, or someone close to you, has been affected by watching The Cloverfield Paradox, then we would urge you to go to your nearest UN aid camp for support.” […]
MI6 decide to celebrate a successful infiltration of Smersh with staff trip to Bognor. […]
Then the rabbits start talking and I freak, man. I just start screaming. […]
Her performance as a helicopter pilot under investigation in Courage Under Fire is one of the finest performances of a helicopter pilot under investigation in cinema history. […]
Here’s some movies you may end up watching because you can’t be arsed finding the remote. […]
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