“Chandler will not actually drive any of the cars, but will stand at the side of each and every segment offering disparaging, humorous remarks."
“In retrospect, I think hitting the T-Rex with a whip narked him off rather than got him to ‘Sit!’ Barbara Woodhouse has a lot to answer for.”
“Then the executives demanded that this week’s technical challenge be instead replaced by a drag race between Charlize Theron and The Rock."
You can’t write a beautiful inspiring story then just bang the name ‘Hang The DJ’ on the credits and claim that’s it’s grim!
New characters Emma Peel and John Steed will join the team in Avengers: Infinity War
“Then this fellow jumped in front of me out of nowhere and roared, ‘I am Black Panther!’, which was an indication that things were not as I expected.
This series will concentrate on how the blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids reach their single objective of enslaving the human race.
“Tensions will be further increased as Woody’s other half, Beau Peep, takes Buzz’s side in the arguments, with their relationship already fraught, having been together for 20 years."
After this is an inexplicable success, we’ll be making The Duplo Batman Movie, The Playmobil Batman Movie and then The Fuzzy Felt Batman Movie to complete the canon.
‘The Great Replacement Bus Service Robbery’ will be based loosely on the events of the actual 1963 crime, but will re-imagine the farcical events that take place when the criminal masterminds have to improvise after the locomotive they were hoping to burglarise is replaced by a coach.