Month: August 2018

The film will begin with Phoebe having her kitchen done up and posting some pictures on Facebook. […]

“Bunch of dumb kids, playing with things they don’t understand,” said Sheriff Robert Lancaster, grizzled almost beyond recognition. […]

“I was just flicking around channels and I suddenly became aware that I hadn’t noticed Portillo for a while. It was an odd sensation, and not one I’d experienced before.” […]

The film, which was released in March and has taken over £40m at the box office, was absolutely bloody awful. […]

“If he had any respect for his fans, he would have made it a World War I documentary about hobbits, but he seems to think he’s too important for that now.” […]

“Yeah, it’s great to see Linda Hamilton back as Sarah Connor,” said Barry Terminator who, coincidentally, has the same surname as his favourite movie franchise. […]

The worrying news comes in the wake of classic musicals such as Dirty Dancing and Footloose being remade with devastating results. […]

“It was Wonder Woman that started all this,” said Jeremy Asshat, a film fan and campaigner for men’s rights who has never had a girlfriend. […]

It is being designed to highlight the work done by directors such as Zack Snyder and Renny Harlin and actors such as Henry Cavill and Cameron Diaz. […]

Producers used the latest male grooming technology to painlessly separate the moustache from the actor and it will be attached to someone different each week. […]