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You want to talk to us, we want to hear from you. Looks like this is the page of our dreams. Type in words, press a button and let the magic happen.

We’re not accepting submissions because there’s no money here and if you’re writing for other people, they should pay you. Also, if you’re going to send a load of abuse, we’ll just bin it and no one will ever see it. Best way to abuse us is social media. Knock yourself out. Otherwise, say hello, we’re always glad of the company.

And in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night.