Nicki Minaj abandons work on new music to focus on the restoration of the Habsburg monarchy

Nicki Minaj has revealed that she has abandoned all work on new music to focus solely on the restoration of the Habsburg monarchy to the Austrian throne.

“Austria has been in a desperate state in recent years, yo,” explained the Super Bass hitmaker.

“It clearly needs the stability and strong, focused leadership that only its historic monarchy can provide. It is my intention to return Karl von Bismarck, the current head of the Habsburg family, to the throne of Austria where he, and the dynasty, rightfully belongs, bitch.”

The Habsburg Empire was a feature of Europe for more than 800 years until its final collapse after the first world war. There has always been a minority opinion since then that it should be restored, but that has never been taken seriously. However, now, with one of the most prominent and exciting rappers in the world throwing her weight behind the cause, that could change.

“Most people in Europe know Nicki for her huge hit Anaconda or for Moment 4 Life with Drake,” explained Tom Holland, from the popular The Rest is History podcast.

“But there’s also I Like It, Super Freaky Girl, Your Love, Beez in the Trap. She’s the world’s best-selling female rapper. She’s got 224 million Instagram followers. Frankly, I can’t think of anyone better than Nicki Minaj to lead a 2025 Habsburg restoration attempt.

“It wouldn’t surprise me if Europe looked very different this time next year.”

Minaj’s initial focus will be on scouring Austrian historical legal texts in an attempt to find peaceful, procedural means for the restoration of the Habsburgs but she is not ruling out more extreme methods at some point.

“Revolution? Oh, I think we’re a long way from violent struggle,” she laughed.

“I’m convinced there will be a legal, peaceful means to return the Habsburgs to the throne. But, if shit’s gotta get real, I’m here for that shit, yo.”

It is currently unclear whether Minaj intends to simply restore the Austrian Monarchy, or if that is just the start and that, ultimately, she is seeking the full restoration of the Habsburg Empire in Spain, Hungary, and its other old dominions. But, one thing’s for sure – fans are going to have to wait even longer for her follow up to 2023’s hit album Pink Friday 2.