It’s a ‘beautiful and tender exploration of sexual awakening,’ which you don’t get a lot of in the Cockerel’s Foot on the High Street, not since Big Mick’s took it over anyway. So I was well up for checking it out.
From there we move swiftly into the plot which sees Rey, Finn, and Eleven cloning Obi-Wan Kenobi from a toenail that they found in an old sock he left in the space-laundrette at Mos Eisley.
“Neil Young, I love Neil Young, but he has a really problem with singing so we could have really improved that with a Daft Punk style vocoder”
“Just for once, I’d like to see a film where the men have something substantive to do and not just be there for the women to explain the plot to.”
"There’s no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs actually did live on the moon, but there is also no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs didn’t live on the moon.
The character has become a fan favourite after the film’s only faintly amusing moment where Logan asks the man if he has a phone-charger.
So work began on a script that would see the US Government go on holiday and accidentally leave a second-rate hotel manager and celebrity golfer in charge of the country.
“We’re already planning a roles for Samuel L Jackson and Michael Madsen, probably as some sort of space-hitmen who get into incredibly violent yet quite amusing scrapes.”
“But we just want to shine a light on the institutions in which those dreadful things may be happening and point out that it’s pretty understandable if those institutions don’t notice the dreadful things.”
Freed from the familial structure the boy descends into feral madness and crime, first talking to the cellar heater and then stealing a toothbrush.