Successful single mum, initially irritated by handsome single dad, hunts down, murders him

A successful single mum was thrown together with a handsome single dad. Initially, she found him  somewhat irritating, and so she hunted him down and murdered him.

“It was actually pretty cute to begin with,” explained a friend of the mum.

“They’d run into each other every morning at the school gates. She was often in a rush, because she was a high-powered business-woman. But, you know, the kind of high-powered business-woman who still put her daughter first.

“Every morning, this handsome dad was there with his son. I mean, really handsome; square-jawed, salt-and-pepper stubble, blue eyes. Problem was, he quite really arrogant; charming, but arrogant, and she found that super-irritating.”

Initially, some people thought that the couple, who were both single, might actually end up dating.

“Yeah, that was always a stupid idea, I don’t know why any of us thought that,” continued the friend.

“He really, properly irritated her. I mean, would you get into a relationship with someone who you found that irritating? That would be a bit a mad thing to do, wouldn’t it?”

After seeing each other every day consistently for several months, it seems the successful single mum was so irritated by the handsome single dad, she snapped, hunted him down, and murdered him.

“Yeah. Tragic stuff really, he’s dead, she’s in prison, their kids are in the system,” said the friend.

“I guess the moral of the story is that, if you’re a successful single mum and you meet a handsome single dad who you initially find really irritating, maybe just try and avoid him after that.”