“Just for once, I’d like to see a film where the men have something substantive to do and not just be there for the women to explain the plot to.”
"There’s no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs actually did live on the moon, but there is also no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs didn’t live on the moon.
The character has become a fan favourite after the film’s only faintly amusing moment where Logan asks the man if he has a phone-charger.
“We’re already planning a roles for Samuel L Jackson and Michael Madsen, probably as some sort of space-hitmen who get into incredibly violent yet quite amusing scrapes.”
“But we just want to shine a light on the institutions in which those dreadful things may be happening and point out that it’s pretty understandable if those institutions don’t notice the dreadful things.”
“We thank Mr Singer for his work on the project so far but, frankly, that sort of nonsense is just not going to fly round here. Queen II is a stone classic, it’s got Seven Seas of Rhye on for God’s sake.”
“When we returned from London a few years ago, I had thought that something wasn’t quite as it should be, as Sylvester seemed more subdued than normal. But as he usually only communicates in neanderthal grunts I wasn’t too concerned.”
“Whilst we are big fans of the original story, we feel that this new interpretation of the classic tale could really make it relevant for a new generation,” is definitely the sort of thing a studio executive would say about a new adaptation of a Christmas Carol.
“So, also, you know - you’re welcome China. And if you want to give us some sort of award or something, then we’re totally available.”
“I literally can’t believe that something about Star Wars has happened,” said Star Wars fan Barry Starwars who really, really bloody loves Star Wars.