Weekend! Party! Go crazy! Wild times! Yes, well, that all sounds thoroughly exhausting. Best sit about eating cake and watching these great films instead.
Saturday
The Devil’s Own 21.00 Movies4Men
Sure and begorrah, Brad Pitt plays an oirishman as Hollywood gives a nuanced, sensitive and thoughtful take on The Troubles.
Pints of Guinness all round, to be sure, to be sure.
Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back 18.30 ITV2
Luke Skywalker has big snog with sister as space bastards blow up winter wonderland.
Portions of the internet probably cross about it for inexplicable reasons.
Sicario 21.00 Film4
Larks a plenty as wacky mismatched gang travel to Mexico, get in scrapes and learn valuable lessons.
Some dismemberment.
Sunday
Titanic 17.10 Film4
There was definitely room on that bit of wood for two people. Rose was almost certainly a psychopath and let Jack drown so she could go off riding and spitting on her own.
Hell Bent For Leather 17.15 Movies4Men
Literally the gayest title of a film ever. Could have been a Frankie Goes To Hollywood song.
The Day After Tomorrow 18.35 E4
Man walks across America in bad weather because son is trapped in a library. Features CGI wolves that look like I did them.
Bank Holiday Monday bonus film day
Are You Being Served 10.30 ITV3
I think I’d rather go to work.
Ghostbusters II 16.30 Sony Movie Channel
Poor quality sequel. But starred some men, so nobody got that excited.
Black Hawk Down 21.00 Movies4Men
Men do manly things after helicopter crashes somewhere foreign.
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