“Now, that has got huge videogame hit written all over it, you play as The Rock and you get points by rampaging everywhere going ‘look at my massive gorilla’ and smashing stuff up.” […]
“We’re going to tell that story of how Sam and Pippin brought video-rental to Hobbiton.” […]
Hawkeye had been unhappy at his being left out of the squad for the prestige Infinity War clash […]
“I could never afford to go to the actual World Cup in Russia, so to have all the stadiums, branding, fixtures, worry that someone will notice my sexuality and all-pervading threat of brutal violence on a console in my bedroom is fantastic.” […]
“Kids were nuts for it, and what would happen is that they’d all come running out of theatres and straight round the corner, only to be really disappointed when there was no tie-fighter wreckage or dead jawas from space battles that they believed had happened last Tuesday. […]
Luke and Leia were, like, totally the Prince and Princess of space and they had their space throne and space sofa and space bed, and they’d go to their space bed and, you know, have amazing space sex. […]
It’s a Bank Holiday weekend! You could go to your brother-in-law’s birthday party but, let’s face it, he’s a penis. So why not lie on the sofa with a sack full of monster munch and watch any of these great films.
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Hi, I’m Gwyneth Paltrow. As star of the three hugely popular Iron-Man films, I’m definitely the best person to listen to about vaginal health. […]
Based upon the original by William Shakespeare, though featuring none of the original words, King Lear! Yeah!, is a tragedy depicting the gradual descent into madness of a wrestler called The Rock (played by The Rock). […]
Hugh Jackman is expected to reprise his role as Barnum with a soundtrack written by Robson & Jerome, Mr Blobby and the previously uncapped Trent Alexander-Arnold. […]
It had been thought that Mr McFly began work on a time-machine immediately, despite warnings from scientists that having a qualification in ‘bitchin’ guitar solos’ was no substitute for a solid scientific background […]
“These guys were action stars, so to not only buy the country of Scotland, which was actually quite unfashionable at the start of the nineties, but to open up a chain of Scotlands all around the globe? Everyone thought it would be a complete disaster.”
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Jack Renegade, a cop on the edge who worked out of New York’s toughest precinct and has been drunk since 1997, was let go last Friday. […]
Right, so this greatest X-man dude came out on DVD this week, so I figured I’ll go to Sainsbury’s for a big shop and pick it up at the same time. Kill two birds with one stone. Except, don’t kill the birds, man. With stones or anything. That’s totally not cool. […]
The weekend is here, there’s a load of poshos having a do in Windsor and you don’t want to have anything to do with that, so why not watch any of these great films. […]
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