Yeah, so, it was totally going to be Deadpool 2 this week, but the Screen Idle boss dude was all – ‘you didn’t review that thing with the singing X-man, do it now, or I’ll replace you with reprints of Mark Kermode reviews from his blog.’
I agreed, but mainly because his office has got this, like, really weird fish smell, and you just want to get out of there as soon as possible.
Right, so this greatest X-man dude came out on DVD this week, so I figured I’ll go to Sainsbury’s for a big shop and pick it up at the same time. Kill two birds with one stone. Except, don’t kill the birds, man. With stones or anything. That’s totally not cool.
So, I’m there with the DVD and, like, twelve cans of big breakfast in a tin, and it was giving me all this hassle about ‘unexpected item in the bagging area,’ but totally not telling me what item it was expecting, which was, you know, typical of a tool of The Man.
I bugged out of there and went to HMV but everyone in there had a beard and called everyone ‘buddy,’ which, you know, totally freaked me out.
They had the DVD but you had to do this thing where you buy six Dvds, and then carry the one and then get a points card and I was just ‘life’s too short, man.’
So, then I went to Virgin Megastore and that’s totally gone! It’s, like, a Victoria’s Secret shop, which is this pants shop for ladies.
They didn’t have the DVD.
Yeah, so I haven’t got it man. But I watched this thing on YouTube where this dude in his car sings all the songs, so I got a pretty good handle on it.
It was alright.
Screen Idle star rating *** – needs more not being in a car
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