The weekend is here, there’s a load of poshos having a do in Windsor and you don’t want to have anything to do with that, so why not watch any of these great films.
Friday
The Bourne Ultimatum ITV4 22.00
Matt Damon has to escape from Waterloo in rush hour. You’d imagine he duffs someone up with a magazine. He did that a lot.
I Know What You Did Last Summer BBC1 00.25
Went to Somerset. Near Cheddar. Nice gorge. Not sure how you get a film out of that, mind.
Henry V Talking Pictures TV 12.00
Laurence Olivier closes up the wall with his English dead. Should have used polyfilla.
Saturday
William and Catherine: A Royal Romance True Movies 1 13.00
It’s on at the same time as the Royal Wedding! I hope someone got a bonus for that.
Royal wedding game. Everyone closes their eyes, you switch channels. Everyone has to guess if its this or Harry and Suits lady. Good Times.
Return of the Bad Man Movies4Men 01.15
Really went to town thinking up that title.
“So, what’s the plot?”
“This bad man returns.”
“Right. I want a really good title for this, something that will really capture everyone’s imagination.”
“Return of the Bad Man?”
“Brilliant. Pub?”
Sense and Sensibility Sony Movie Channel 15.00
Bonnets. Lots and lots of bonnets.
Sunday
Steel Magnolias Sony Movie Channel 09.00
Ladies get their hair cut. Doesn’t end well.
Made of Honour Sony Movie Channel 20.00
There’s about a million wedding films on this weekend. This one has a pun in the title. Well done everyone.
Mission to Death Movies4Men 15.00
I’d probably sit that one out. Pretend to have a bad back or something. Wait for a Mission to puppies.
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