He loved singing with The Jesus and Mary Chain, but what he really wanted to do was go to Hollywood and establish himself as the go-to actor for tough but charming police detective roles. […]
You can just be a gnome, just totally sitting there, you know, doing fishing or just maybe cheekily showing your arse, and someone can come along and kidnap you. […]
“Arnie? I’d say he’s 42% robot. 44%, tops,” said a close personal friend of the star. […]
It’s the Bank Holiday. A long weekend stretching before you full of possibility and potential. So why not spend it on the sofa, eating Frosties straight from the box, and watching these great films.
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The follow up will feature the same character who finds himself forced to spend ninety minutes on the toilet after a disastrous gamble with an out-of-date prawn enchilada. […]
“Yeah, we thought it would be fun to throw in a reference to Ready Player One,” said director Stephen Spielberg. […]
One review, expected to be actually voiced by Ryan Reynolds himself, will hit you first on one cheek, then the other, then knee you in the crotch, whilst suggesting that the popular sequel is “IMMENSE!”, possibly pre- or post-ironically. […]
The sexy lady’s name was something sexy like Ferrari and she was apparently wearing stockings and suspenders and everything. […]
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