Top British secret agent James Bond has got off with a sexy lady, according to reports.
It is understood that the rakishly charming agent not only got a snog but may well have touched the lady’s boobs as well.
The incident occurred in a sophisticated casino in glamorous Monte Carlo while Mr Bond was on a dangerous, yet curiously thrilling mission.
The sexy lady’s name is said to be Ferrari and she was apparently wearing stockings and suspenders and everything.
There has been no official word from MI6, only the clarification that they ‘make no comment on who our agents get off with, even if they’re well fit.’
Mr Bond himself has only made the cryptic comment – ‘I like to think I’m handling British interests in Europe.’
Whilst some experts have taken this to mean that the sexy lady let him go all the way with her, others have taken it to mean he’s just helped organise a trade deal or something, and he should really try and be a bit clearer in what he means.
In the wake of the reports, there have been numerous other agents rushing to claim that they too have got off with sexy ladies as well, but it is thought that if they really had done so then they wouldn’t feel the need to boast about it, would they?
Sadly, the sexy lady’s body was found later after having been brutally tortured and killed.
Her surname remains unknown at this time.
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