It has been announced that everyone in Game of Thrones will be naked for the entirety of the final season.
In previous seasons fans have had to sit through both plot and action before getting to the nudity, but producers have confirmed this will not be necessary in the final season.
“Look, it’s been an incredible ride for us and we just want to give something back to the fans,” said showrunner David Benioff.
“We know that everyone’s favourite thing about the show is the nudity so we thought the best thing we could do is make everyone naked throughout.”
Fans were excited.
“Wonderful news,” said Game of Thrones superfan and archdeacon Gladys Mipplethorpe, 71.
“I always enjoy looking at Jon Snow’s chap. He’s such a healthy young man.”
The cast also seemed happy to spend the season in the nude.
“We wouldn’t be where we are without the fans, so we were all fine with it,” said Emilia Clarke who plays Mother of Dragons Daenerys Targaryen.
“Although, I’d be lying if I said that riding a dragon with bare legs doesn’t chafe your thighs.
“I got through a lot of Vaseline during filming, I can tell you.
“They’re just ever so scaley.”
The final season of Game of Thrones will be released next year, at which point fans are expected to switch allegiance to Westworld as it seems to have even more nudity in than Game of Thrones.
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