In previous seasons fans have had to sit through both plot and action before getting to the nudity, but producers have confirmed this will not be necessary in the final season. […]
Astronaut George Taylor roars the immortal line – ‘Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty cat.’
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The Philomena star discovered the joy of collecting beards in 2005 when she found that Rudolph Valentino’s beard was for sale on Ebay. […]
“It’s kind of more of a roar,” said Sgt Jackson after getting his ass chewed out by the Chief for his crazy BS. […]
It’s the weekend, the only small relief in your bleak, meaningless existence. So why not spend it watching these great movies.
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“Ultimately though, they agreed that death was too good for the sort of scum who post this disgraceful material online.” […]
Right, so, this is totally a big deal to you dudes, massive film. Avengers: Infinity War. Biggest film released since, you know, We bought a Zoo. […]
An all-star cast is led by Matt Damon, who plays a block. Ben Affleck has already signed up to play his best friend, a block. As has George Clooney – to play a block, Brad Pitt will play a block. […]
“Yeah, the grizzled old police chief said we should all stay home,” said local party guy Rick ‘Rick’ Rockford. […]
“Well, I should imagine that it’ll be about some sort of Lord. A Lord who has some rings? Perhaps a jeweller? A magic jeweller, that’s got to be it.” […]
Between 1951 and 1954 was one of the strangest times for British film fans, because, by law, all films had to be screened upside down. […]
So, I’m there, I’ve watched the adverts and am definitely considering investing in a new Audi because then I can totally discover a whole new sense of freedom and purpose in my life. […]
“Kids would pick on him, you know how kids are, they’d be all like – ‘hey, nice antlers, antler-boy,’ ‘done any rutting today?’ – that sort of thing. […]
It’s the weekend and this time you’re not going to waste it lying on the sofa watching mediocre films. Keep telling yourself that as you enjoy any of these great movies.
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“We were pretty drunk, if I’m honest.”
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