It’s the weekend and this time you’re not going to waste it lying on the sofa watching mediocre films.
Keep telling yourself that as you enjoy any of these great movies.
Friday
127 Hours Channel 4 01.00
Cyclist drinks wee and cuts arm off. And they say physical exercise is good for you.
Deja Vu Sony Movie Channel 21.00
I’ve got a strange feeling we’ve done this one before.
Godzilla Sony Movie Channel 18.20
Giant radioactive sea lizard comes after an older Ferris Bueller for being a smug little git and getting his headmaster in trouble for just trying to do his job.
Saturday
Grave of the Fireflies Film4 01.00
Hmm, don’t know this one. But, it’s a cartoon, so it’s bound to be wacky fun and larks for all the family.
Crank 2: High Voltage ITV4 23.25
Statham klaxon! Jase’s heart is going to stop unless he sucks an electric cable and has sex in the road. Just an average day out for Jase.
Dirty Dancing 5* 16.30
Remake with Nicole Scherzinger. Four words to chill anyone’s heart. Only watch if you’re desperate to see someone with crap stubble not put Baby in the corner
Sunday
The Fellowship of the Ring ITV2 18.40
It’s been four weeks since this was on, I was beginning to think they’d forgot about it.
Dances with Wolves Channel 5 14.15
Kevin Costner gets his arse out and dances with a wolf. Kev got his arse out a lot back then. Heady days.
SWAT Sony Movie Channel 16.15
Tragic tale of the untimely death of a wasp.
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