A party held by a group of teenagers at the spooky old abandoned house in the midst of dreadful killing spree has proved to be quite uneventful and, seemingly, a real tonic for the morale of everyone who attended.
The killing spree is said to be the worst the town has suffered since they locked up a recently escaped insane serial killer exactly ten years to the day prior to the date of the party.
“Yeah, the grizzled old police chief said we should all stay home,” said local party guy Rick ‘Rick’ Rockford.
“But we were all like ‘screw that, let’s totally party,’ so we totally partied and I think it was a real hit with everyone who attended.”
“That couple who snuck out to the knife shed to make out said it was the best party they’d ever been to.”
Grizzled old police chief Warren Standon admitted he may have been a little overcautious.
“Well darn, I don’t know. Could be I was wrong there,” he said.
“Saw them fool kids were having a party. Figured that killer would turn up and make mincemeat of them. Didn’t though. Everyone seems calmer now. Less on edge. Might be it did everyone some good.”
Following the party’s success, a small group of horny teenagers have announced their intention to spend a few nights in the old, empty shack in the woods where a guy who was never caught killed a small group of horny teenagers exactly a year ago.
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