Screaming whilst repeatedly firing gun improves accuracy, insists renegade cop

One of America’s top renegade cops has spoken out to defend the practice of screaming whilst repeatedly firing your gun at a suspect.

Sergeant Jack ‘Crazy Jack’ Jackson has insisted that you are definitely more likely to hit the target if you let out an animalistic but manly scream whilst repeatedly firing.

“It’s kind of more of a roar,” said Sgt Jackson after getting his ass chewed out by the Chief for his crazy BS.

“So, the mistake most guys make is that they pull out their piece, calmly try to aim at the guy, and when he’s in their sights, they shoot.”

“That s**t’s for losers,” he scoffed, as he lit a cigarette and downed a tumbler of whisky whilst ignoring his estranged wife who left him for his partner.

“You’re never going to be hitting anything like that. You got to be screaming, firing repeatedly and sometimes coming out of cover to slowly walk towards the perp as you do so.

“It’s lesson number one when you become a renegade cop.”

When challenged that paying attention to lessons didn’t seem like a particularly renegade thing to do, Mr Jackson clarified.

“Hell no. But it’s your old partner and mentor who told you that and then you see him gunned down by some back-alley scumbag, and his schooling comes right back as you repeatedly fire at the scumbag whilst screaming.

“It’s instinct.”

The US is currently trying to recruit more renegade cops as they may not follow rules but, damn it, they get the job done.