Arnold Schwarzenegger may no longer be the biggest star on the planet, but few can deny that, considering he is 105 this year, he looks incredible.
His secret? He is still cybernetically enhanced following his work on the Terminator movies.
“Arnie? I’d say he’s 42% robot. 44%, tops,” said a close personal friend of the star.
“Yeah, he made the Terminator and they were all like – ‘hey Arnie, you want us to take all that robot crap out of your body?’ – and Arnie was like – ‘hell no, this is going to make being a huge action star way easier.’
“Although he said it in that goofy German accent of his.
“In fact, that accent is because of the cybernetic enhancements. Arnie’s actually from Montana.”
With the exception of cricketer Joe Root, Arnie is currently the most cybernetically enhanced human being on the planet.
He can lift a small car, jump over a house, punch a swan, do the Macarena, hold a discussion with the toaster, and fart the tune to A-ha’s Take On Me. All because of his cybernetic enhancements.
Experts predict that, with the enhancements, Arnie can expect to live to be 170-180, which equates to roughly three decent Terminator films, one middling one and one that’s just plain unwatchable.
It is understood that when he does finally die, Arnie intends to donate the cybernetic enhancements to a tech firm, because there’s no way that anything could possibly go wrong with that plan.
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