It’s a Bank Holiday weekend! You could go to your brother-in-law’s birthday party but, let’s face it, he’s a penis.
So why not lie on the sofa with a sack full of monster munch and watch any of these great films.
Friday
Kiss the Girls Film4 23.10
Morgan Freeman plays a rubbish detective who keeps taking a traumatised victim of an abduction on police operations. I can only hope he received a stern reprimand from the chief.
Carry on Spying Film4 17.30
Sexual harassment with jaunty music and puns.
Meteor Apocalypse Horror Channel 16.00
A gentle coming of age tale in rural France. Probably.
Saturday
Goodfellas ITV4 23.05
Tough, sweary men kill each other. More Eric Clapton than you remember.
My Girl 5* 10.45
Traumatic bee nightmare…actually, I think I saw Traumatic bee nightmare on the Peel Stage at Glastonbury.
Sleepless in Seattle Sony Movie Channel 14.35
Awful child inexplicably avoids getting put in a home.
Sunday
Crocodile Dundee Film4 19.05
This is what passed for entertainment in the 80s. Kids today. Don’t know they’re born.
Convoy True Entertainment 21.00
Lorry driving classic made to appeal to men who had CB radios in the shed and insisted they were called by their ‘handle’ of ‘Thunderbolt’ or ‘Hot Sneakers.’
Cracking theme tune, mind.
Junior Bonner Talking Pictures TV 13.05
Bonner! Two N’s. Get your mind out of the gutter. This is a family film guide.
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