Articles by Dan Sweryt

We then revel in him dropping the popcorn whilst watching twenty-five minutes of the showing before realising he’s in the wrong screen. […]

However, now fans will be able to see what all the punching was actually about by buying the DVD and watching it all again with expressions such as ‘Ohhhh! I see!’ and ‘That’s why that happened!’ […]

“So I got a labrador from a pet shop and shoved him in a karate outfit.” […]

‘Being John Malkovich in Cloverfield’: monsters who all look like John Malkovich through the eyes of John Malkovich! […]

“The amount of people who have rung us with gearbox problems ALONE is incomprehensible! ” […]

Over the years, Lord Sauron has faced criticism over the alleged poor treatment of the orcs, using their unquestioning loyalty to force them fight beautiful people for very little reward. […]

“Over the next week we spent in there, I tell you, we could not have made it any funnier if we tried. It’s like the Keystone Cops making a Carry On movie at Benny Hill speed.” […]

“Chandler will not actually drive any of the cars, but will stand at the side of each and every segment offering disparaging, humorous remarks.” […]

“In retrospect, I think hitting the T-Rex with a whip narked him off rather than got him to ‘Sit!’ Barbara Woodhouse has a lot to answer for.” […]

“Then the executives demanded that this week’s technical challenge be instead replaced by a drag race between Charlize Theron and The Rock.” […]

You can’t write a beautiful inspiring story then just bang the name ‘Hang The DJ’ on the credits and claim that’s it’s grim! […]

New characters Emma Peel and John Steed will join the team in Avengers: Infinity War […]

“Then this fellow jumped in front of me out of nowhere and roared, ‘I am Black Panther!’, which was an indication that things were not as I expected. […]

This series will concentrate on how the blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids reach their single objective of enslaving the human race. […]

“Tensions will be further increased as Woody’s other half, Beau Peep, takes Buzz’s side in the arguments, with their relationship already fraught, having been together for 20 years.” […]