The Scorpion King star first became aware of hot cross buns after visiting London to attend an international conference on being awesome that happened to fall over the Easter period. […]
“So, I’ve had maybe three pints. Possibly four, no more than five, anyway. Unless you count that one I had when I walked in, so six pints. Seven pints. But that’s all.” […]
It’s Easter, which means you get to eat a mountain of chocolate that’s massively over-priced because it’s shaped like an egg. […]
“I mean – science fiction? With women? What the hell were we smoking when we came up with that plan?” […]
“We’re also hoping for a tie-in between Super-gonorrhoea and Ant-man that features an entire battle-sequence set in someone’s pubes.”
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“They appear to be new characters and are probably called something like ‘Zeke’ or ‘Sexy Sex man.’” […]
The original featured numerous men with nicknames like ‘Bison’ and ‘Slab’ running out of burning buildings in slow motion whilst clutching a baby. […]
“It’s something the fans always ask for – ‘say, how about more brutal visceral deaths and musical theatre?’” […]
“I enjoyed the works of Robin Williams immensely,” said Mr Gorbachev in a 1996 Wogan interview. “Mork and Mindy, particularly – ‘Na-nu, na-nu’ – hilarious.”
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Yeah, so this is totally the most popular film ever, except for Titanic and that one with the space smurfs. […]
Tom can often be found walking amongst the rows of toilets stopping occasionally to flush one and smile to himself. […]
Brief Encounter – Nice middle-class couple don’t get off with each other at a station. […]
“So I got a labrador from a pet shop and shoved him in a karate outfit.” […]
“I had to pop for a wee before bed last night and there was this heavily moustached man with one eye and an uzi leaning against the wall on the landing.” […]
‘Being John Malkovich in Cloverfield’: monsters who all look like John Malkovich through the eyes of John Malkovich! […]
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