They could do it so that Benicio Del Toro from the future comes back and goes ‘Hey, Josh Brolin, man. It’s your kids!’ And then they have to fly off to the future and then back to the past to replay the first film from slightly different angles and it all gets totally confusing. […]
It’s the weekend, you could spend it outdoors, but outdoors is just full of things that sting you and people wearing inappropriately tight clothing. […]
“It’s the best performance of a horse since Laurence Olivier and Marlon Brando worked together in pantomime.” […]
“We looked at it, we saw British guys in dresses, we figured why not, am I right?” […]
Al Keaton was travelling from Brighton to London Bridge and, as is typical, was delayed outside Gatwick Airport for ten hours one morning. […]
“The regular staff were quite surly and wanted paying and time off and the like, so Dad decided to replace them with dogs instead.”
#dogs […]
“Despite never having watched a superhero film in my life I feel confident to issue blanket criticism of the genre and of everyone who enjoys the genre.”
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The film is, on the surface, a simple affair. A number of men take to an area of grass and, using their legs, run. […]
You’ve worked super-hard this week, so treat yourself and spend the entire weekend lying in a bath full of Malteasers whilst watching these great films. […]
The original version spent 956 weeks at number one in 1985. […]
Bruce Stark, a part-time boil-lancer from Chelmsford, Essex, made the decision to dislike the new Avengers film several weeks before he saw it as he was under the mistaken impression that people would think him to be some sort of free-thinking iconoclast. […]
As she gives him an erotic bubblebath to the soundtrack of ‘More than a Feeling’ by Boston, the young transformer becomes visibly aroused and the two end up having explicit human/robot sex. […]
“She might give us periods!” […]
The script was great, the cast – Kate Winslet and Leonardo Dicaprio – was stellar. The problem was that the setting, a provincial branch of the popular underwear and ready-meal store Marks and Spencer.
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Thing is though, could have been scarier. So, what it needed, right, is an evil dog. But not just a normal evil dog, an evil dog that talks. […]
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