Month: June 2018

“Everyone loves The Rock. Everyone. Even people who don’t love The Rock love The Rock.” […]

“We had filmed a lovely moment where Emily [Blunt]’s character is introduced to my task force and she slips on a banana skin. It was terrific, Emily can really land a pratfall, but sadly it didn’t make the edit.” […]

“A Breton, a Nord, and an Imperial all begin a synchronised breakdance routine.” […]

“The ride will go on longer than it really needs to before, finally, you will experience a magical yet utterly incongruous journey into the London Underground.” […]

“I would guess it’s some sort of henchman. Possibly called Jeff. Jeff the fish. Actually, he’s only got one eye, so he might have a tough henchman name like One-eyed Jeff the fish.”
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Middle-Aged Inclusive Pacifist Toads will feature amphibian sisters Lempicka, O’Keeffe, Rago and Kahlo and will largely see the quartet undertake large scale, grimy underworld conflict resolution. […]

“No way am I cutting a deal on this,” said Melissa has she scooped water onto her ample bosom, stifling a gasp as the water ran down over her nipples. […]

“Well, like most things nowadays, being God of War is mostly paperwork.” […]

It is thought that popular swear words such as f**k, s**t, and tr**p were simply not extreme enough for a Martin Scorsese gangster film that features Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, and Joe Pesci. […]

“Lovely man, Ingmar, lovely,” remembered Joan Simms in a 1985 Wogan interview. “Obsessed with the nature of existence, but ever so lovely. I’m just not sure he really got innuendo.”
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