New Transformers film to feature full-frontal robo-nudity and sex

Bumblebee

The latest in the series of Transformers films will be the first to feature explicit full-frontal robot nudity and robot/human sex-scenes.

Bumblebee is set in the eighties and will serve as a sexy prequel to the popular franchise.

The film begins with a beaten and damaged Bumblebee taking refuge in a junkyard and being found by a hot young teenager called Charlie.

As she gives him an erotic bubblebath to the soundtrack of ‘More than a Feeling’ by Boston, the young transformer becomes visibly aroused and the two end up having explicit human/robot sex.

“Yeah, I think it’s time that the Transformers films grew up,” said producer Michael Bay.

“These Transformers, they have drives, they have needs, it’s time we addressed that in the films.”

The film will see Bumblebee develop a powerful erotic connection with Charlie as they both explore their inter-species sexuality, with the film promising to show robo-oral sex, light robo-bondage and a fantasy full on robo-orgy that shows why Optimus is Prime.

“It’s good, I think,” said Transformers fan Donnie Fox.

“I mean, Transformers have to come from somewhere don’t they? They are born, and if they are born then they must be conceived by having robo-sex.

“That’s just basic transformer biology.”

It is expected that the film could lead the way to other major franchises exploring an erotic aspect, with an Ewok sex film strongly rumoured and a sequence in the next Avengers movie of Iron Man polishing his helmet.

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