Month: October 2018

“Yeah, man, like, Fighty Magic Suit Friends is, like, totally awesome, dude. It’s bitching,” said retired High Court Judge David Souter. […]

“What does he expect? Everyone to go ‘you’re amazing, let’s be friends forever.’” […]

He then faced a barrage of questions, to which he responded with a nervous ‘oooo, Mama Mia.’ […]

“We have brought in a couple of experts who assure us they will restore it to its former glory: a cricketer who thinks he’s a boxer and a tall man.” […]

Biscuit fans became aware of Hobbs and Shaw towards the end of last year and assumed that it would be a pack of high-end biscuits that would sell from National Trust shops and some branches of Waitrose. […]

There has also been doubt cast on the man’s claims that he is in any way sorry for taking the call with his use of the phrase – ‘No, it’s rubbish, I can chat for a bit.’ […]

“You can’t eat lasagne three times a day and not expect some health implications.” […]

“I love my Avengers Funko Pops and play with them all the time, but a range based on Pather Panchali would be well wicked.” […]

After an eight month investigation into the film, EU length experts have ruled that it’s 1hr 54m duration did not constitute ‘long’ […]

“Rene from Allo Allo was a resistance hero whose tireless work to return those British airman to England should really be recognised.” […]

“Barry the Beagle Bangs His Head is the story I have always wanted to tell,” said the multiple Palm d’Or winner. […]