Month: October 2018

“I mean, it’s clear as day – ‘the characters in this film are fictional’” […]

“We’ve got a great sequence of Gal at a roller disco fighting some British football hooligans as Billy Ocean’s Caribbean Queen plays in the background.” […]

The plot will feature John Rambo, who has been living out a quiet life in 19th Century Whitechapel, pressed reluctantly back into action when it is revealed that an old Vietnam buddy has been taken hostage in a workhouse by Uriah Heap. […]

“I think that ‘Suicide Squad 2: Up Yours Disney’ really encapsulates everything I’m trying to say with this movie.” […]

The advert appeared to show Freeman in possession of a phone, technology that is well in advance of anything the relatively primitive hobbits of Middle-Earth would possess […]

“I mean, if he’s not coming out with sarcastic one-liners, then it’s hard to see what he’s bringing to the table.” […]

“I mean, yes, I’d be lying there, unconscious in a pod full of weird gloop, but at least I’d be making a contribution.” […]

Gameplay – Briefly run around in circles, then get shot in the neck with a magic arrow.
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“Land of Make Believe, Camera Never Lies, that one that goes ‘Mumble Sarah.’” […]

“Seriously, I thought Ryan Gosling had star-quality, but Gosling’s got nothing on this moth.” […]

The situation developed into a crisis on Monday when it was revealed that Mario, the hugely popular plumber, was suspended from all further competition with immediate effect. […]