A man has started singing and dancing during times of deep stress and emotion in his life, to the bemusement of friends and work colleagues.
The man, Zac Jackman, who had been experiencing recent emotional turmoil since his tragic upbringing as a poor orphan, recently started his job at a new firm.
Keith Prosaic, who works with Mr Jackman, said, “We were having a meeting about the quarterly figures, mundane stuff like that. But then there was a disagreement about how a particular formula works in Excel and things started getting a bit tense. It got more and more heated, when all of a sudden Zac jumped up, did a firey little tap dance, before growling a really emotional song.
“Then a beat kicked in and, bizarrely, everyone else got up and, in perfect unison, started dancing and harmonising whilst he danced and sang.
“I was a bit bemused, especially as I started welling up uncontrollably. Though I’ll admit, it’s not the first meeting I’ve left in tears, but the first where they weren’t from boredom.
“It was very depressing, but I think that’s because no-one gave me any of the words or anything.
“In general, it’s actually quite sweet, but a bit weird. I mean, I was having a wee the other day and all I could hear was a heartfelt ballad from the cubicle about how the loo roll was running down.
“When he got to the chorus, the guys in the two cubicles either side, starting harmonising the bit about skidmarks.
“He’s only an accountant. Does he do this at home? It’s not something I’ve come across before in this industry.
“Apparently someone told me he used to work in this circus where everyone did it.
“They’ve all told me Friday’s going to be quite fun. We’ve got a singalong day….whatever that is”
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