Channel 4’s new ‘Celebrity Bin Round’ due later this year

Channel 4 has announced their brand-new reality show Celebrity Bin Round, in which a number of celebrities spend a month on the bins, will be shown later this year.

“We’re really excited about whatever new celebrity reality show we’re doing this time,” said Lewis Shaw, Head of celebrity reality show churn at Channel 4.

“In Celebrity Sewage Farm we –

“Sorry, got a bit confused there it’s Celebrity Bin Round this year, isn’t it?

“Right. Yes. So, we’re really excited about Celebrity Bin Round and expect it to be a huge hit amongst the important watch-any-old-shit demographic.

“Which is pretty much the core demographic for Channel 4.”

Celebrity Bin Round will see someone who came third in X-factor ten years ago team up with a regional weather presenter and Christopher Biggins to do a bin round for a couple of weeks.

“It’s got everything,” said Mr Shaw, convincingly.

“Weather chat, bins, some singing and Christopher Biggins.”

Celebrity Bin Round will also feature an actual bin-man will comment on the antics of the celebrities throughout the programme.

“Ah yes, Big Mick, he’s a character.

“In fact, we think that he’ll prove so popular that we’re going to put him in next year’s celebrity reality show – Celebrity IT support desk or Celebrity Financial Advisor or whatever.

If Celebrity Bin Round is successful, then it will be just another indicator that everything’s gone to the dogs.