Jurassic World dinosaurs ‘all fake’ claims insider

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The film world was left reeling after it was claimed that all the dinosaurs used in 2015’s Jurassic World and its sequel were fake.

An insider has claimed that, despite the convincing appearance of the animals, they were all generated using computer technology or model making.

“I was there from start to finish, and not one of the dinosaurs you see on screen is real,” said Richard Neill, a cleaner at Universal who was recently sacked for something he definitely didn’t do.

“Not even the small, nice ones.”

Even more shocking is the revelation that there was no effort made to use real dinosaurs.

“They didn’t even look for any,” confirmed Mr Neill, as he opened his second can of the morning.

“You’d have thought that, for a film as big as this, they’d have at least organised an expedition into an ancient, unexplored jungle in South America. There’s bound to be some dinosaurs in there. Stands to reason.

“But they just couldn’t be bothered.”

Mr Neill has a theory as to why they engaged in such a deception.

“Because they simply don’t care. It’s all about money to them. Whether they’re conning film fans or sacking people just because they were having a break and a can and not even bothering anyone. They do not care.

“There’s just no humanity there.”

Jurassic World: Dominion is due out soon, but Mr Neill’s revelations may have already doomed its chances of success, with fans expected to reject the fake dinosaurs of the sequel for the realism of films such as Ant-man and Isle of Dogs.


*Alright, perhaps ‘love’ is pushing it, maybe ‘be mildly diverted by’

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