“When we returned from London a few years ago, I had thought that something wasn’t quite as it should be, as Sylvester seemed more subdued than normal. But as he usually only communicates in neanderthal grunts I wasn’t too concerned.”
“We had absolutely no idea what Errol was doing, no idea at all. We didn’t know if he had suffered sort of stroke and was going to bite her, or whether he had merely momentarily lost his balance."
“I’m sure most would agree that the ratio of songs to gunfire in the original movie was far too skewed in the song direction."
This is a heart-warming but gruesome tale of lunatics wielding meat cleavers, fetid animal carcasses and the ever present threat of pork chops.
"At least with a running time of seven and a half days it won't go on for as long as the extended Lord Of The Rings trilogy.”
"If this sounds confusing from a cinematic point of view then please rest assured that everything will fall into place"