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“Taking a popular video game which literally every child in the land is playing on their Mega Drive and turning into a film is a genius idea. A game to film conversion surely can’t fail.” […]
“In order to get a grasp of why the genie is the way he is, you have to understand that his life got flipped – turned upside down, if you like – a few years before Aladdin turned up.” […]
“When he came in and fixed me with a silent, menacing glare through those narrow eyelids, I knew there was something critically wrong with his vision.” […]
MI6 decide to celebrate a successful infiltration of Smersh with staff trip to Bognor. […]
“When we returned from London a few years ago, I had thought that something wasn’t quite as it should be, as Sylvester seemed more subdued than normal. But as he usually only communicates in neanderthal grunts I wasn’t too concerned.” […]
“We had absolutely no idea what Errol was doing, no idea at all. We didn’t know if he had suffered sort of stroke and was going to bite her, or whether he had merely momentarily lost his balance.” […]
“I’m sure most would agree that the ratio of songs to gunfire in the original movie was far too skewed in the song direction.” […]
This is a heart-warming but gruesome tale of lunatics wielding meat cleavers, fetid animal carcasses and the ever present threat of pork chops. […]
“At least with a running time of seven and a half days it won’t go on for as long as the extended Lord Of The Rings trilogy.” […]
“If this sounds confusing from a cinematic point of view then please rest assured that everything will fall into place” […]
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