Month: August 2017

The meteor in question – TZ4356 – will come within several million miles of Earth towards the end of 2021, and it is seen as the perfect opportunity for the screening […]

“It’s going to be intense. It’s going to be riveting. The minion will probably fart.” […]

“The plot will see us follow a Lego man with a 70s moustache as he offers to fix dodgy boilers of other Lego characters throughout a town named ‘Block-nksville’. […]

“More people flick through the Argos catalogue whilst sat on the toilet than any other book.” […]

“The problem is, whilst they look terrific in the camera, fully grown lions are extremely powerful and bitey.” […]

This is a heart-warming but gruesome tale of lunatics wielding meat cleavers, fetid animal carcasses and the ever present threat of pork chops. […]

It will be set in a laboratory with a gang of hapless sex-starved scientists all trying to come up with a cure for smallpox which has been reintroduced into the population by radical environmental terrorists. […]

“People demand a wider range of snacks at the cinema because for some reason it’s impossible to go 90 minutes without putting something in your mouth,” […]

“We tried to work one into Two Days, Two Nights, but the when you’re dealing with a depressed woman’s struggle to keep her job, a fart joke can really spoil the tension.” […]

“Tom Hanks seems to have a great attitude of love for all people and he was in Sleepless in Seattle so who better to lead your religion.” […]

40% of all the films in 2026 and beyond will be Spiderman reboots, and 60% will feature either Robert Downey Jnr or one of his many clones. […]

“It’s definitely not autobiographical, it’s an entirely fictional story about a lawyer who writes novels,” confirmed the lawyer who writes novels. […]