The meteor in question – TZ4356 – will come within several million miles of Earth towards the end of 2021, and it is seen as the perfect opportunity for the screening
“It’s going to be intense. It’s going to be riveting. The minion will probably fart.”
“The plot will see us follow a Lego man with a 70s moustache as he offers to fix dodgy boilers of other Lego characters throughout a town named ‘Block-nksville’.
“More people flick through the Argos catalogue whilst sat on the toilet than any other book.”
“The problem is, whilst they look terrific in the camera, fully grown lions are extremely powerful and bitey.”
This is a heart-warming but gruesome tale of lunatics wielding meat cleavers, fetid animal carcasses and the ever present threat of pork chops.
Spookily, all David’s birthdays throughout his life have been exactly one year apart
Jack was raised for the first six years of his life by wolves
"He decided to spend time being an idealistic, hopeful, but ultimately not quite talented enough actor just trying to get enough work to live hand to mouth.”
“Everyone loved Smokey and the Bandit, so when Burt Reynolds called up offering to be the new Pope. Who were we to turn him down?”