Month: August 2017

“Avatar 3 is going to be insane. It’ll be full of crazy stuff we can’t even conceive of like talking dogs or upside-down houses.” […]

“I can f**king confirm that Mr f**king Tarantino ran out of mother**king milk at f**king 7.15 this morning.” […]

An existential arthouse work, it will feature a miner slowly questioning his sanity as his mine fills with surreal items like tractors, toilets and Ronnie Corbett’s face. […]

Mog, an ordinary cat, is bitten by a radioactive dog from space and develops dog-like powers such as barking, fetching sticks, and eating more than it really needs. […]

After years of constant development, the movie adaptation of million-selling book ‘Windows XP for Dummies’ has finally been canned. […]

It will feature a young Han Solo working as a spaceship mechanic and meeting up with his friends in a 50’s diner in space and having amusing yet largely wholesome and unthreatening adventures. […]

“It’s not an adaptation of any of her novels per se, but it is set in what I like to call the Lego Jane Austeniverse.” […]

“Whenever Kobayashi refers to ‘his employer’ he nods towards the corner of the room containing the TV showing the soccer match.” […]

“No special effects, no expensive costumes, no huge sets. We just want ‘Boobs’ to be all about the boobs.” […]

Early showings of the Radiohead biopic get better and better until around halfway through, when the film takes a turn for the weird from which point no-one really understands what’s going on. […]

The only thing that could be better than four giant heads carved into a batholith would be five giant heads carved into a batholith . […]

“The key thing is to prevent them watching the West Wing as that’s really going to freak them out.” […]

My Little Pony fans will treated to reworked hits such as All Hope Is Gone, Pulse of the Maggots and People=Sh*t […]