Avatar 3 to take place in James Cameron’s mind.

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James Cameron has announced that the third in his series of Avatar films will take place entirely in his head.

Viewers will need to use a revolutionary new ‘mind-meld’ technique that will allow them access the Titanic director’s brain and have Avatar play out in his imagination.

“James Cameron is one of cinema’s greatest pioneers,” said Cameron expert Stan Chaplin

“For Avatar, he really developed 3D technology, for Titanic, he invented a camera that would withstand the depths of the Atlantic and for Terminator 2 he famously invented his ‘time camera’ that allowed him to film in the future when computers had taken over the world.”

“I don’t think it’s a surprise to anyone that he’d been able to create the technology that allows people to access his brain.”

The developments could make the third Avatar unlike anything previously seen in the movies.

“I think all bets are off when it comes to what James has planned for Avatar 3. It’s going to be wild. It’s going to be insane. It’ll be full of crazy stuff we can’t even conceive of like talking dogs or upside-down houses.”

“Crazy.”

Mr Cameron is so confident of the success of Avatar 3 that plans are already underway for Avatar 4 to take place in the neural net of James Cameron’s robot clone.

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