Quentin Tarantino runs out of milk.

There was shock and concern for filmmaker Quentin Tarantino as it was revealed that he had run out of milk.

Reports began to surface from the Tarantino household that something was amiss at around 8am this morning, at first details were sketchy with early some reports suggesting the Pulp Fiction director had been the victim of a highly localised volcano eruption or outbreak of plague.

However, after the initial panic subsided, the reports became clearer and it was clearly that the Tarantino crisis was lactose based.

At 10am, a spokesperson for Mr Tarantino appeared.

“I can f**king confirm that Mr f**king Tarantino ran out of mother**king milk at f**king 7.15 this morning.”

“F**k.”

It is thought that without the popular cow-based product Mr Tarantino and his glamourous fiancé Daniella Pick were unable to enjoy their sophisticated Hollywood breakfast of Cheerios mixed with Cap’n Crunch and instead had to settle for a pop-tart that was at the back of the cupboard.

Although the pop-tart had an expiry date of 2015, it was reported to have tasted ‘pretty good, I guess’

Plans are now in motion to bring the milk crisis to an end with Mr Tarantino reportedly placing an order with the local store for some milk and other comestibles.

Initially, there were fears that he’d forgotten to order the organic milk preferred by Ms Pick.

But he hadn’t.