Cinema to offer full Sunday Roast as movie snack

A cinema in Sussex has announced that alongside popcorn, hot dogs, and bags of minstrels with too many orange ones in, it will be bringing in a new addition to the movie snack menu – a full Sunday Roast.

Initially there will be a choice of Beef or Chicken, but if it proves popular the Brighton Duke of Sussex cinema hopes to expand it to Pork, lamb, and even something peculiar for vegetarians.

“Increasingly, people demand a wider range of snacks at the cinema because for some reason it’s impossible to go 90 minutes without putting something in your mouth,” said manager Cary Stewart.

“We thought about just picking the orange minstrels out of the bag and calling them limited editions, but then we got a little more ambitious and settled on a full Sunday Roast instead.”

However, the Sunday roast doesn’t come on a plate with a knife and fork.

“No, that would be absurd,” said Mr Stewart

“It comes in a big wrap. So it’s chicken, stuffing, roast potatoes, carrots, peas and gravy all wrapped in a big wrap to make for a more convenient dining experience.”

If successful, Mr Stewart has even more ambitious plans to expand his cinema snack menu.

“An all-you-can-eat curry buffet,” he beamed.

“In a wrap!”