In a surprising move, the next film in the successful Lego movie franchise has been announced as ‘The Lego Porno Movie’.
Hot on the heels of successes The Lego Movie, The Lego Batman Movie and The Lego Ninjago Movie, all of which were praised for appealing to adults, the studio is making moves to appeal solely to adults.
Creative director and Master Builder, ‘McL’, enlightened us further, “This is a significant step for us to generate even more money than we have normally, by combining two highly lucrative areas film fans seem to love: their love of Lego and their fascination with full-frontal nudity
“The plot will see us follow a Lego man with a 70s moustache as he offers to fix dodgy boilers of other Lego characters throughout a town named ‘Block-nksville’.
“There will be some same-sex sex, because all Lego characters are essentially the same sex.
“As usual, Lego Batman appears in a guest role, introducing one of his now traditional, ‘comedy outfits’. There are rumours that this one is a gimp suit: essentially a normal Batman outfit but with a rubber ball gag in the mouth.”
Lego and pornography aficionado, Bangbob Squarepants, said, “I hope they get this right. In Legoland, g-strings are really easy but genitalia is notoriously difficult!
He continued, “I can’t wait to see it. Apparently the movie is full of studs!”
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