Month: February 2019

Other options were, apparently, Terminator: Robo-Death Man and Terminator: Metal-Arse. […]

New skins for the Bergman season will include the medieval peasant, the mourning widow, and the disillusioned intellectual. […]

The change has been decided on because it’s clearly far too much bother to actually pick the genuine ‘Best Picture’ of the year, as evidenced by the award going to Green Book this year instead of Chloe Zhao’s The Rider. […]

“She got right into Olivia’s face and kept saying that they should settle it like Meryl Streep and Julie Andrews did in ’83 – with a fight in the car park.” […]

“Spider-Ken Clarke just adds this real weight to the picture, you know, he’s an old guy, he’s served in several British governments, he’s got a real credibility.” […]

Fewer and fewer people have been watching the Oscars for years now culminating in last year’s disastrous viewing figures of 4. […]

“We were thinking of a Hamilton-style hip hop musical, you know – ‘I’m Jean Valjean, I’m from the street, I keep my beard, nice and neat.’” […]

“I mean, I haven’t read it, obviously. But I did spend three weeks reading the blurb on the back of the book and it sounds tremendous.” […]

“In order to get a grasp of why the genie is the way he is, you have to understand that his life got flipped – turned upside down, if you like – a few years before Aladdin turned up.” […]

“You stick the telly on after tea and there’s always some numpty with a beard fricasseeing something.” […]

Hobbs and Shaw have been living together and are now planning to wed on the beach in Cancun, however, the emergence of the Idris Elba’s Brixton Lore, a genetically enhanced cyber-soldier who used to date Deckard Shaw, complicates matters. […]

“Mrs Fannybucket needed the thistleblooms for a stew, and old Farmer Greenplant was having problems with the boars eating his lettuces,” […]