Weekend Film Guide 29th February
Well it’s the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy.
#FilmGuide […]
Well it’s the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy.
#FilmGuide […]
The vaginas are individually made by old women whose lifetime of experience of having a vagina makes them uniquely qualified in vaginacraft. […]
“Instead of all that mad old nonsense about midichlorians, space-goblins and snogging your sister, this new era will reflect what is happening in the Star Wars universe right now.” […]
Players may see animals struggling to pay the rent on their homes, animals drinking heavily, and even some animals turning to prostitution in a desperate attempt to escape from poverty. […]
The reunion show will begin in Monica’s apartment with Rachel completely naked. […]
“It is definitely surprising to find that retribution has come in the form of a movie about a animals farting.” […]
It’s the weekend! You could go clubbing, but you’re far too old for that nonsense and there’ll be nowhere to sit, so why not stay home and watch this great selection of films instead. […]
The new series will reveal that guests can visit a world based entirely on Westworld that features animatronic androids created to be indistinguishable from the androids in Westworld. […]
“The bits at the end of the wildlife documentaries about how you film a snow-leopard are always the most popular bit of nature documentaries.” […]
“The idea just popped into my head. It’s like some mysterious force put it there.” […]
“Taking a popular video game which literally every child in the land is playing on their Mega Drive and turning into a film is a genius idea. A game to film conversion surely can’t fail.” […]
“Yes, two parts. We’ll make it two parts, we’ll have too much CGI, we’ll have an annoying sidekick character, we’ll have a bit with Indy on a spaceship, we’ll make it 3D only.” […]
It’s the weekend! Time to bust the old crew out of prison for one last job that could set you all up for life. […]
1918 will take place a year after the events in 1917 and will offer director Sam Mendes another chance to show off. […]
“It’s pretty hard to make any film about a giant blue hedgehog that can run really fast without referencing Arthur Miller in some way.” […]
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