Month: February 2020

It also has a longer subtitle – We spent ages on it, and it’s really good, honest – that will be displayed where space allows. […]

“I mean, that whole one-shot deal with 1917 was pretty good but dammit, Face/Off had two guys actually swapping faces!” […]

The band had rereleased Cadaver Pouch Conveyer System from seminal 2013 album Surgical Steel to make it eligible for this year’s Oscars. […]

After two hours of heavy drinking, Ms Johansson emerged from the Ladies’ washrooms with vomit down her elegant scarlet Christian Dior gown. […]

There were also reports that it had some frilly bits on. […]

As tradition dictates, the award categories were interspersed with tedious musical numbers to give everyone a chance to go to the toilet. […]

Empire 69 featured a nude man and woman wearing Darth Vader helmets saying ‘I am’ to each other for 90 minutes. […]

“You could even throw in Send in the Clowns, Tears of a Clown and something by the Insane Clown Posse to save time writing the songs.” […]

“Giant robot dinosaurs! That will be a challenge for even the most experienced Blade Runner.” […]

The winners will be emailed as soon as the votes have been counted and they will have a window of a week to pick up their awards. […]

“Granted, making a 76-year-old man walk about Jersey for four hours would be tantamount to abuse, but think of the awards!” […]