It’s the weekend, and as the BBC refuse to bring back Noel Edmunds’ Multi-coloured Swap Shop, no matter how vociferous my letters, you may as well watch some of these ‘great’ films.
Saturday
The Searchers ITV4 16.00
Grumpy cowboy looks for someone. Finds them. Still grumpy.
Edward Scissorhands Film4 12.45
Feel free to make your own jokes about wiping his bottom or picking his nose, I’m above all that sort of thing.
SWAT Sony Movies 14.40
Tragic tale of the untimely death of a wasp.
Sunday
Les Miserables Sony Movies 10.00
Parisian death, misery and heartbreak with songs. Marginally less preferable to Parisian death, misery and heartbreak without songs.
San Andreas ITV2 18.40
The Rock beats up an earthquake.
Lawrence of Arabia Sony Movies 10.50
Man does war in desert. Finishes sometime on Thursday.
New at the cinema this week
Dolittle
Iron Man talks to animals in film that will make you hate film
DVD of the weekend
Lethal Weapon
Heartwarming Christmas classic in which kind family takes in Mel Gibson and don’t make fun of his mullet.
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