Weekend Film Guide 22nd February

It’s the weekend! You could go clubbing, but you’re far too old for that nonsense and there’ll be nowhere to sit, so why not stay home and watch this great selection of films instead. Saturday The Martian E4 21.00 Matt Damon goes to Mars, grows some potatoes, then comes home again. Back to the Future Part II Film4 18.55 Marty has to go into the future to go back to the present to go back to the past to try and snog his mum again. Ocean’s Eleven 5* 18.40 George Clooney goes to Las Vegas with all his friends and a high-risk plan to be insufferably smug for two hours. Sunday Home Alone E4 18.50 Well, it’s February, all your New Year resolutions have gone to balls, you’ve just had to deal with a Valentines Harvester meal, and it’s never going to stop raining. Time for a feel-good Christmas classic. Will you sort it out E4! It stopped being Christmas ages ago. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 21.00 E4 Apes beat humans at war in terrifying dystopian vision about the perils of kindness to animals. How the West was Won ITV4 09.55 Longest film in the world. Tells the story of the Wild west, seemingly in real time. Finishes in 2120. New films this weekend The Call of the Wild Harrison Ford and his amazing beard has a nice dog in the countryside. Will be a mainstay of bank holiday mornings in a few years. DVD of the week Groundhog Day Nightmarish tale of what it would be like if every day was February forever.