Month: December 2017

Interestingly, they got the timings wrong on the Jools’ Annual Hootenanny in 2012 and consequently, 2013 was ten minutes shorter than usual. […]

“If the films got any bleaker, the next film would just be an ape screaming into the camera for two hours.” […]

“I mean, I knew Kev was a bit odd, but watching Christmas films the day after Christmas? It’s absurd, why would you do that? […]

“I’ve already decided I’m not going to like Ncuti Gatwa and not just because I have confusing feelings about gay men.” […]

The genius of Clowntergeist is that it’s both a clown and a poltergeist, thus creating a new supernatural being destined to become as part of modern folklore as vampires, werewolves or frankensteins. […]

When I was a kid Christmas telly was brilliant, the whole town would gather round to watch Eric and Ernie and Del and Rodney in front of a roaring fire whilst drinking Watneys Red Barrel. These days it’s just disaffected teens watching Youporn on expensive phones. […]

Ah, Christmas. The time for the TV premiere of all those huge blockbuster films that you illegally downloaded from torrent sites over a year ago. Here’s our guide to the best of the festive season. […]

“Variety, Empire and Sight and Sound are all a right load of old rubbish,” said the Joe Versus the Volcano star. […]

As it’s a group of men on the internet being cross about something fictional, then it’s fair to assume that the whole thing is brilliantly well thought through and entirely reasonable. […]

It is expected that when viewers do finally get to see the film it will go on for far too long and the seats will be really uncomfortable. […]

Robert Fett, a part-time boil-lancer from Chelmsford, Essex, made the decision to dislike the new Star Wars film several weeks before he saw it as he was under the mistaken impression that people would thinking him to be some sort of free-thinking iconoclast. […]