Month: December 2017

“Just for once, I’d like to see a film where the men have something substantive to do and not just be there for the women to explain the plot to.” […]

“There’s no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs actually did live on the moon, but there is also no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs didn’t live on the moon. […]

The character has become a fan favourite after the film’s only faintly amusing moment where Logan asks the man if he has a phone-charger. […]

The crew of the USS Enterprise sit around smoking Red Apple cigarettes and reading comic books […]

“But we just want to shine a light on the institutions in which those dreadful things may be happening and point out that it’s pretty understandable if those institutions don’t notice the dreadful things.” […]

“We thank Mr Singer for his work on the project so far but, frankly, that sort of nonsense is just not going to fly round here. Queen II is a stone classic, it’s got Seven Seas of Rhye on for God’s sake.” […]

“When we returned from London a few years ago, I had thought that something wasn’t quite as it should be, as Sylvester seemed more subdued than normal. But as he usually only communicates in neanderthal grunts I wasn’t too concerned.” […]

“So, also, you know – you’re welcome China. And if you want to give us some sort of award or something, then we’re totally available.” […]

“I literally can’t believe that something about Star Wars has happened,” said Star Wars fan Barry Starwars who really, really bloody loves Star Wars. […]