There is speculation that Jurassic World: Dominion may feature a colony of hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs who live on the moon.
Although the recent trailers feature no evidence of space-dinosaurs, this has only served to fuel speculation that the studio are saving the big reveal for the film’s release.
“Oh man, hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs who live on the moon would be so cool,” said Jurassic Park super fan Sam Dern.
“Historically accurate as well. Probably.
“Well, okay, so there’s no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs actually did live on the moon, but there is also no evidence that hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs didn’t live on the moon.
“Which is as good as historically accurate, when you think about it. I mean, that’s just science.”
If the new film did feature the hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs on the moon then it would need to answer many important questions.
- Were the space-dinosaurs born on the moon or did they have a space-programme similar to the Americans and Russians in the sixties?
- Can space-dinosaurs breathe space-air or do they need some form of dino-space-helmet?
- Are the space-dinosaurs extinct or are they just really good at hiding?
Jurassic World: Dominion will be released in 2022 and if it doesn’t turn out to feature hyper-intelligent space-dinosaurs who live on the moon after all this excitement then, frankly, we don’t know what the world is coming to.
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