‘The Great Replacement Bus Service Robbery’ will be based loosely on the events of the actual 1963 crime, but will re-imagine the farcical events that take place when the criminal masterminds have to improvise after the locomotive they were hoping to burglarise is replaced by a coach.
“Well, obviously I’m a huge fan of Stephen King. I mean, I’ve never read any of his books or anything, but that clown picture made an extraordinary amount of money, didn’t it?”
‘As popularised in Andrei Tarkovsky’s 1969 picture, Andrei Rublev is a revered 15th century painter of religious icons. So, this Halloween season, why not surprise and delight your friends with our sexy Andrei Rublev costume. It’s Andrei, but sexy.’
“Boobs, swearing and violence are just really popular,” said Quentin Stone, showrunner for the new Game Of Thrones/Antiques Roadshow crossover – Tits and Teapots.
“It was fascinating, Harvey gave Mr Humphries a fantastic sense of repressed Catholic guilt and explosive rage that gave Are You Being Served an atmosphere of angry menace that was really quite different to our original intention.”
"If you’d have asked me before, I’d have said that a tentacle growing out of someone’s head wouldn’t really be very attractive, but with that Justin Timberlake, I don’t know, he really carried it off.”
Following the usual nonsense claiming that the purchase of a mobile phone will be the gateway to a lifetime of hand-gliding, snowboarding, and sex with attractive young people the film begins, and it is my duty to report to you that it is a masterpiece.
The Sixth Sense star popped to the shop where he didn’t so much see dead people as he saw baking people who were happy to provide him with a freshly baked loaf.
I’d been totally looking forward to checking this flick out too, I mean - Thor Ragnarok – we finally get to find out what Thor’s surname is. It’s, like, totally the mystery of everything.
50 Shades of Pie will be based on a passionate and unconventional love-affair between the son of the factory owner and a young girl on the factory floor who picks the flies out of the pastry.