50 Shades of Grey spin-off to be set in pie factory

Following the huge success of the 50 Shades of Grey books and films, a spin-off has been announced set in a pie factory in the north of England.

50 Shades of Pie will be based on a passionate and unconventional love-affair between the son of the factory owner and a young girl on the factory floor who picks the flies out of the pastry.

The familiar 50 Shades eroticism comes to the fore as she finds herself drawn into his world of sexy pie-sex.

“I wanted to explore a more unconventional sexual affair,” said director Jane Gosling

“The more I read up on the subject, the more it became clear that sexy pie-sex was the world I wanted to explore. Not only was it powerfully erotic but, to my astonishment, there has never been a credible depiction of sexy pie-sex in mainstream cinema.”

The film will feature explicit scenes of pastry being crumbled onto a man’s buttocks, of a pie with a nice red-onion chutney served on the quivering breasts of the young woman, and in one of the most powerful moments, a sexy threesome that takes place on a massive pile of pies.

50 Shades of Pie is targeting an Autumn 2018 release date and will feature an expansive marketing campaign with Ginsters