Yeah, so Thor is definitely my favourite god. That’s not to diss, you know, actual God himself because he’s pretty cool too but, you know, he doesn’t have a hammer and I always think ‘what if God wanted to put a picture up?’ You know, he’d have to phone up Thor, and Thor would have to come round and knock a nail in, which makes him better. I mean, that’s just science, man.
So, yeah, Thor is awesome.
I’d been totally looking forward to checking this flick out too, I mean – Thor Ragnarok – we finally get to find out what Thor’s surname is. It’s, like, totally the mystery of everything.
Although, you know, having the surname in the title is kind of a massive spoiler though. I mean, you know, there’s going to be the end and Thor’s totally messed up some evil-doers and they just go ‘yeah, whatever Thor,’ and then Thor goes ‘No man, it’s Thor Ragnarok to you,’ and the audience would all be like ‘yeah? So? I totally knew Thor’s surname from the title of the film, man.’
It’s just, like, The Man, he doesn’t care about us. He just cares about getting the dollar. So, he’s putting Thor’s surname in the title and we all get the movie totally spoiled
So that’s why I didn’t end up going. Even though, it makes me sad to miss Thor, you got to protest the injustices, man.
Screen Idle star rating
Definitely ***** because Thor is awesome. But, like, minus loads of stars for the Man.
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